Mercury Retrograde Protection Plan: Astrologists Guiding The Way

This one’s for the non-believers and the not-yet-convinced. If you’re skeptical, the Numinous will speak your language, blending horoscopes with fashion, culture, and their own blend of “modern cosmic thinking.” Posts like “Why Are All The Lightworkers Moving To LA?” investigate why so many creatives are feeling the West Coast tug. Their feed is what The Standard would be if The Standard were into zodiac. And fitting, since The Numinous lead meditation and events at that very hotel in New York.

Location: New York, NY

Followers: 27.9k

The fashion set’s favorite pair of sisters for a few reasons: the twins churn out totally digestible horoscopes every single day, but their tone is totally inclusive. When more astrological concepts appear, you get a nice breakdown. They’ve read Beyoncé’s chart, plus they’re the gurus in residence at Refinery29, ELLE, Garance. They’ve contributed to the Times, Vogue, H&M…they’re the real deal.

Location: New York, NY

Followers: 23.7k

What Terry’s feed website not boast in the way of slick design and intuitive UX, she makes up for in the size of her loyal audience. She’s turned her knack for prediction into a Podcast and a massive business. Her phone number’s on her website—Go ahead and call it. We did. She may answer.—but her long Instagram captions and wordy photo posts are all the info you may need.

Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL

Followers: 122k

From Down Under, Medusa has a lot to say about life around the world. She uses her feed to speak directly to the current horoscope sign, also sharing calming mantras that work for everyone. Last week, she took a look at what Prince’s untimely death may mean in a cosmic sense in this post. Because she’s a Tarot expert as well, her readings are especially predictive.

Location: Sydney, Australia

Followers: 4648

The Fuck Jerry of astrology feeds. Because sometimes you need to laugh. Enough said.

Location: Any/everywhere

Followers: 98.3k