This time of year brings around a very particular impulse to overindulge. To some, that involves eating. For others, imbibing. For a certain (typically Instagram-minded) few, all of the time and energy otherwise spent carousing are put toward hosting duties. Yet we like in a world where even Tiffani Thiessen prepares four (four!) different turkeys just to flex (Again, FOUR. Tiffani. Thiessen. From Saved by the Bell). You’ll find none of that here. Instead, allow us to put your mind at ease with the absurdity of these completely over-the-top Thanksgiving table settings we’re far too lazy to ever mess with.
Pumpkins painted to match chinoiserie. Also, chinoiserie in general.
- @casadeperrin
- Casa de Perrin
Los Angeles, CA
352,105 followers
Gold-dipped, hand lettered leaf place cards.
- @larkandlinen
- Jacquelyn Clark
- Toronto, Canada
- 42,601 followers
Hand stenciled hostess gifts that involve multiple trips to the craft store and probably ends in tears.
- @katrinaascott
- Katrina Scott
- Manhattan Beach, CA
- 297,203 followers
A table set like a pumpkin patch.
- @cottonwoodacres
- Alyssa Reimer
- Alberta, Canada
- 38,148 followers
A dessert turkey sculpted from Rice Krispies.
- @mister_krisp
- Jessica Siskin
- New York, NY
- 70,274 followers
A tasteful moose-themed place setting.
- @thedinnerclub57
- The Dinner Club by No.57
- Abu Dhabi, UAE
- 37,314 followers
Jewel-adorned pumpkins and decorative gourds.
- @lenoxusa
- Lenox
- Bristol, PA
- 21,550 followers
A smattering of freshly gathered autumn foliage.
- @sashanicholas
- Sasha Nicholas
- St. Louis, MO
- 31,795 followers
An al fresco patio set-up, complete with aerial floral arrangements.
- @_foodstories_
- Our Food Stories (Nora Eisermann & Laura Muthesius)
- Berlin, Germany
- 1,054,531 followers
Personal mini pies for each guest.
- @sophistiplate
- SophistiPlate
- Laguna Beach CA
- 4,645 followers
